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As already indicated, short people also tend to be short-fused. So, it’s best to tell jokes that bring out the best in them and not those that put them down on account of their height. A witness reported seeing the midget criminal climb down the prison wall. He said it was a little con descending.

Short person’s mantra: “God allows everything to grow until it’s flawless. For us, it takes less time!”What do you call a midget in a hospital waiting room constantly complaining about how long he's been waiting?

What did the doctor say to the nervous midget in the emergency room? Please calm down, you need to be a little patient. Don’t worry, We have updated our big collection with best creative midget memes. All midget pictures look amazing and it will make people laugh like crazy. You can send these memes in private messages or post them online with your friends. You're so short that michaelangelo could make a life size sculpture of you with 1 can of play-dough. The dwarf replies to him “Sliding?! I wasn’t sliding, I have been trying to get off since 15 minutes ago!” Then the man stops opens the pothole throws the kid in, closed the starts jumping in says 44,44,44!!!You are so short that you when fell from the curb, the paramedics thought that you wouldn’t survive. You hardly see a short person being fat at the same time. They have to do a lot of exercise going up and down the kitchen.

I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest and inbreeding… And he was like: “Oh so you’re still on the first episode then?” I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and i thought, huh, that’s a little con-descending Fortunately, there are hundreds of incredibly hilarious yet emotionally sensitive jokes you can share with your short-statured family and friends. In this collection, we present the 80 funniest jokes for the vertically impaired. 80 Short People Jokes Did you hear the eulogy about the dead dwarf? It said he took much viagra and now’s he’s a little stiff. The other day, I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a wall. About halfway down he turned and sneered at me, and I thought, "That's a little condescending."How do you tell the difference between a midget and a dwarf? You can’t, the difference is very little.

I have a great deal of respect for all the short people in see in public. I would never look down on them. Short midget puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The midget humour may include short dwarf jokes also. Explore this selection of amusing jokes featuring individuals of small stature for an entertaining experience. It will surely bring tears of joy to your eyes. Dwarf and midget jokes… Slightly cruel? yes. Extremely funny? Also yes. Laugh it up with this collection of mature-audience midget jokes. These jokes feature a dash of irreverence and wit and are aimed towards readers with a more sophisticated sense of humor.Get ready to bust a gut laughing at these hilarious midget jokes. These witty one-liners and lighthearted anecdotes are guaranteed to put a smile on your face. What do you call a fortune telling midget who is on the run from the police? A small medium at large. Have you heard about those self-driving cars? Turns out it was just a bunch of short people driving around. You're so short that when you get angry at people for making fun of you, all you can do is bite their ankles.